HIGHREEL

Sunday, 27 July 2008

Once upon a time..

Once upon a time, a convo went like this:

Cunt: The internet is so boring sey now...Friendster, facebook, blogging all now getting boring..

Me: Yes it is siol...I don't know what to do whenever I am on the net.

Cunt: Then don't online lah...

Me: ~~

The moral of the story is (erm is there? lol) the internet is ass-smacking, floor licking BORING. Then I realised, NO IT IS NOT. Somewhere along the line of forgetting stuff, we missed how fun it was when it all started. Neopets, miniclip, VIWAWA and etc got us hooked to the net. We slept less, ate very little, talk on the phone less, rarely arguing with our parents and etc all because our eyes were glued to the screen of the humble computer.

Now here is the catch.

My classmates are all complaining about how they are gaining too much weight, them getting fatter and so on and how their phone bills are sky-rocketing like crazy.

My solution?

Get hooked to the net!

By doing so, you use less of your phone coz your only way form of communication with your friends is through MSN thus your phone bills won't get too high that you have to work during the holidays to pay the bills and MSN is free so it is definitely much cheaper.

Also, when you are on the computer for most of the time, you eat less coz you'd rather feed your neopet rather than yourself coz the welfare of your neopet is much more important than your own fungry stomach. Thus, if you are glued to the internet from 4pm to 10pm on weekdays, and 1pm to 1am on weekends (these people seriously have no life siol), I assure you that by 1 month, you will lose about....4kg. In one year that will be...48kg. Imagine! No more having to do crunches, walking from so and so's place home so you can lose those extra calories or whatever it is, you will be stick thin! No more fatty legs (as said by DollySARS), no more dieting, no more bulimia ala Rasul Fatimah, no more having to skip recess coz the food makes you full and you will be FAT FAT FAT, no more of www.fauzirassull.blogspot.com "thinspiration" advice that never, ever, work.

And the best part is, you'd be happy.

NOT.

P.S. This entry and it's solution are bullshit and is just a form of entertainment. Try at ur own risk. But common sense please, if in 1 year you lose 48kg, YOU WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DEAD unless you weigh 152kg lah. If you weigh 55 kg now and lose 48kg, see you six feet under. And please, my wonderful classmates of 4/3, we shouldnt be doing all that (above) coz we have better stuff to do lets say, studying? Hehs.